Bad Reviews

Michelle from Its Alright For Some (who produce some of the best shows in Edinburgh this year) has issued the following plea.

Hello
I am very keen on the idea of putting together a collection of badly written
reviews from this year Fringe, because I am petty and it would amuse me.
If you have found any sloppily written, hypocritical or just badly written
reviews then please let me know and I may end up doing something with them.
All submissions gratefully received.
Stuck for ideas? Have a look at these sites:
http://www.emporiumofmirth.co.uk/index.php?s=news&pg=Shows%2005
http://www.one4review.com/all_index_pages/comedy_2005_.htm
http://www.threeweeks.co.uk/browse.asp?ord=genre&gid=609236185
My favourite remains this beauty from Three Weeks:

Ben Willbond
I was blown away! Not your regular stand-up, this show adds character comedy
and a love story into the mix - and it really works. Join Dermot the estate
agent "with a heart" (at least that's what he'll tell you before you sign),
and Colin Jackson "no relation" with his stories of astro-physical failure
and secret longing. I'm sure I've met all the characters before - and one of
them is my mum! It started good, got better and I laughed so hard a little
bit of wee came out! My only complaint is that the two co-actors don't get a
mention in the title.5/5